Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Politics and Sex

SORRY TO ALL BERNIE SANDERS SUPPORTERS: based on my extremely informal poll results, supporting Hillary gets you laid. This might be enough to make her win! It will not be her charisma, clearly.

"I enjoy long walks by the beach, and political drama. LOVING LIFE. Looking for a long-term relationship only."

So in the past couple days various of my friends have posted to their Facespace messages such as "I hate Tinder, nobody ever meets me from it." Have heart my many 40-something female friends!

Here is your competition:

"I eat paper."

Or this lovely OKCupid profile...
"I literally ooze you with love."

So if you know a guy you want to date, and he seems non-committal, just send him this:

And for those of you who have not seen this one: